Earlier this month my nephew's 3rd birthday was hosted at Chuck E. Cheese's. We joined my family on our typical twin standard time (you may not know this but the number of kids you have to load into the car delays you exponentially). My brother reserved a table for an hour and a half, and we arrived and enjoyed pizza and my sister took my three-year-old to play some games and collect tickets. Moving along, Chuck E. Cheese comes out to do some birthday songs with the kids of the hour and socialize. A lovely teenager working there sliced the cake and brought back a tray of cake slices, which she perceptively placed in front of my nine-month-old, who was very happy about it. About seven minutes before the reservation time is up, a teenage employee squeezes behind my chair and I hear her say, "excuse me" and think she's just passing by until I see she is taking away my cake that I have failed to finish because I've been doing some sort of child-feeding thing. Noooooooooooooo, I'm not finished! Okay, it was just the voice in my head that screamed, but, come on, chocolate cake, I'm not giving that up without a fight. So, my brother asks if we can have any more time before we clear out, and they give us fifteen minutes. So, we look around the room and see lots of tables with nobody sitting at them. Granted, some do have "reserved" signs on them, but we assume we can just relocate to a vacant table and all will be well. Not so. We find a table out of the birthday area and a silent alarm must have gone off somewhere because an employee ascended the table immediately to tell us we couldn't sit there. Oh well. My brother just announces that he'll relocate the party to his house, I bow out and say I'll just hang here and finish off our tokens and be on our way.
I strap Grace to my back and Joy to my front and proceed to follow Hope around distributing tokens. She wants to go up the slide. The one slide that's there. I remember Chuck E. Cheese used to have ball pits and lots of room to play. Now, they've cleared everything out to pack in more games. There is one slide, and narrow cross-platform "steps" to reach that slide and a crawl tunnel that is above the floor (and more games on the floor). Hope, who is three and climbs up on things all the time, cannot manage to climb onto the platform that reaches the slide. She's just an inch or two short to get up on her own. And the "tunnel" that the platform steps are in is too narrow for an adult (and especially one with two children strapped to her) to get up. So, I dissuade Hope from the slide and we spend the rest of our tokens on the "rides". Hope does love those anyway, and the one plus is they were only one token each.
We finish our tokens and I have a handful of tickets to redeem at the choking hazard counter. I take them up there thinking there are few enough to just count, but the teenager at the counter insists that I must have a receipt from the ticket-counters located throughout the room. All four of them have lines of people with literally hundreds of tickets in their hands. I resign myself to standing in line. Twenty minutes later, and waiting for an employee to come fix the machine twice, we go home with a deck of miniature Chuck E. Cheese playing cards. Whew. I survived.



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